If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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