I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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