Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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