Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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