i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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