you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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