playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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