brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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