and she was petting her beer can
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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