Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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