We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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