rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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