No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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