chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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