So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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