I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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