I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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