She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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