You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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