I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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