Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My vagina is officially offended.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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