The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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