so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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