I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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