Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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