Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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