playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Did I show you my penis last night?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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