Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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