talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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