You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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