Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it's great music for shaving your balls
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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