let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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