HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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