For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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