So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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