He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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