That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
