I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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