So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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