During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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