Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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