Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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