does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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