I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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