so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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