I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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