i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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