i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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