Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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