You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I had to cum in my sink.
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