one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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